What cantankerous nonsense is this? It’s this weeks podcast that’s what. As the Premier League ambles towards the seasons twilight years, the gang lose no gusto in their dissection of the comings and goings. West Ham, Leicester (again), and Man Utd all get mentioned as well as Steve McManaman, Panini stickers (again), and footballers in films. Seriously, it doesn’t get any better than this.
The gang are back after another week off, and they’re ready to go. Well, as much as they can be given the heady heights and plummeting lows the Premier League has thrown up for us this week. But more importantly than that, there is in depth pie chat, Panini stickers, and the gang even have the gall to call some players ugly. Pot, kettle, black. Have a little bang here:
Hello. Unfortunately there will be no Podcast again this week. The distance of different cities has prevented us from recording. We can’t mention England technically now being world Champions. We can’t talk about Kane and Vardy’s goals being the best England goals in quite some time. We can’t talk about Dele Alli being better than the whole German team. And we can’t talk about the passing of the great man Cruyff. Quite Frankly, it isn’t good enough. Standards have slipped. But fear not. A comprehensive root and branch enquiry has been launched and the findings of this audit will pave the way for this never to happen again. At least not for a few weeks.
We’ll be back next week, just like the Premier League, so sit tight and send your questions in for Question if the week. To do that, just click this and choose which one you like.
After an unexpected holiday the gang return triumphant, and get straight to business digging into this weekends Premier League action. Newcastle, Liverpool, and both Manchester teams feature as well as a smidge of scandalous gossip. Also, no animals were harmed in the recording of this show. Now go forth and hear…
Hello and welcome to Cleanpairofshorts, but this week there is no Podcast. Circumstances have conspired against us and we’re unable to record a show for you lovely listeners. Football happened but we’re not going to talk about it. We can’t talk about Newcastle appointing Benitez, Leicester storming the top of the table, Spurs nipping at their heals, Payets lovely goal, the FA Cup or even Jaffa Cakes. Again. But fear not. We will be back next week, full of beans and raring to go. Until then, remember to keep in touch. Send in your question of the week, funny story, or anything else you want us to mention on the show. Don’t forget, send them to firstname.lastname@example.org on Twitter @cleanpairshorts or on Facebook.
This week the gang fill the airways with more bile and lies but do somehow manage to squeeze in some football chat. The weekends Premier League comings and goings are all digested, referee’s professional integrity is called into question, and we’re regaled with tales of Mike’s goal in training. Delightful.
This week the gang briefly stray away from the Premier League to have a gander at the League Cup Final, but soon find their way home to cast a glance at the top and bottom of the table. There’s an all star Premier League mangers 11, and an honourable mention for 80’s era AC Milan. What more could you ask for.
This weeks show is a little Premier League lite but there is football chat so cast your worries aside. We put the boot into West Brom, undeservedly so, and agree with Pellegrini’s choice of not bothering to watch the FA cup. How divisive of us. There’s some Premier League Predictions, and we pick the best Best Man.
What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a Monster? No its three idiots to talk top of the table clashes and relegation humiliations. Leicester, Arsenal, Tottenham, Villa and Newcastle all discussed plus Premier League fashion tips and predictions. There’s more terrible pronunciations and an impromptu round of predictions. But not as you remember them. Tuck in.
This week the gang get a bit serious and contemplate the future of Football, and it turns out it’s pretty bleak. Ollie gets passionate about Berahino, Russ gets angry about ticket prices, & Mike gets all Flamini. Don’t worry though, after all the seriousness, they’re all still idiots.