Hello and welcome to Cleanpairofshorts, but this week there is no Podcast. Circumstances have conspired against us and we’re unable to record a show for you lovely listeners. Football happened but we’re not going to talk about it. We can’t talk about Newcastle appointing Benitez, Leicester storming the top of the table, Spurs nipping at their heals, Payets lovely goal, the FA Cup or even Jaffa Cakes. Again. But fear not. We will be back next week, full of beans and raring to go. Until then, remember to keep in touch. Send in your question of the week, funny story, or anything else you want us to mention on the show. Don’t forget, send them to thegang@cleanpairofshorts.com on Twitter @cleanpairshorts or on Facebook.