100 Million Bale Out

Now that the saga of the summer has finally reached a climax, we can all breathe a sigh of relief. With it looking incredibly unlikely Suarez or Rooney will be going any where as well, Jim White might be scrapping the bottom of the butter on transfer deadline day for Sky Sports News. Gareth Bale has at last completed his dream move to Real Madrid for a reported 100 Million euros, making him the most expensive player in history. It looks like the last major move of the summer window is done, and how grateful we all are it can be put to bed. But what now for the welsh wonder?

Firstly Tottenham. Spurs appear like they’ll be just fine without Bale. Despite losing to Arsenal they have started the season positively if not electrifying to watch. A couple of workman like wins at least is a stable platform to build from. With a raft of exciting young talent already acquired its a matter of time before they gel and really hit their stride. AVB is intelligent and tactically astute enough to mould this group into a genuine threat too all of last years top four. Especially with the managerial musical chairs that’s occurred. Daniel Levy is not shy of a last minute deal so a new face of two also wouldn’t be a major shock.

And now Madrid. The first question that springs to mind is, how will señor Bale fit into the Galactico hangover that is modern day Real Madrid. Although the days of Figo, Ronaldo (Brazilian), Zidane and Beckham are gone, The Whites are still brimming with world class talent, and you would expect nothing less from one of the biggest clubs in the world. Notable exitees Higuain and now Kaka leave vacancy’s in Madrid’s frontline, and with only one proven out and out striker remaining in Benzema, Bale’s introduction to the first team may be simpler than it first appeared. It’s looking more and more likely that Cristiano Ronaldo will be deployed in a more central role as a forward than his more natural wider position. This leaves plenty of room to accommodate Bale and Di Maria and still leaves Ozil or Modric in the false 9, attacking midfield role. Isco has already staked a claim for first team football, and Morata is also showing the potential of a top European striker, but neither of these really threaten the position Bale traditionally occupies. Whispers of Ozil’s departure comes as a surprise. The capture of Bale signals Real’s desire to once again show their power at capturing the best talent in the word and Ozil certainly falls into that category, but it remains to be seen if it transpires.

Whether or not Gareth Bale is worth the price tag bestowed on him could be debated until the end of time. Big players such as Cavani, Falcao, Gotze, Thiago and Tevez have all moved clubs and all for a fraction of Bale’s fee. To say each of those players is only a fraction the player of Bale is to do them each a massive disservice. But when Galatico’s are concerned, it’s not the value of the player Madrid pay, but the value of the statement they want to make.

RG

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Cleanpairofshorts podcast – Episode 4 – The transfer bus

This week we’ve got the whole gang here. As well as all things Premier League, there’s some England chat & Ollie’s transfer round up. We insult Jamie Carragher (again), watch Sky Sports news, and forget where the super cup is held. Standard.

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Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 3 – Weekend Round Up

Holy shit! If it isn’t episode 3 of the cleanpairofshorts podcast already. As well as discussing the weekends Premier League action and give predictions for next weekends games, the gang insult Jamie Carragher, the good people of Liverpool and David Moyes’ wife. (Don’t worry. We don’t really mean it. We’re just trying to show off in front of the bigger boys).

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https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/cleanpairofshorts-premier/id693820640

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Judging a Spurs by its cover

I will start by talking about penguins. Saturday the 17th August, a date which has been in the minds of all football fans since the final day of the previous season, in which united romped home with an 11 point cushion. Saturday 17th August marks the start of the 2013/2014 English premier league. However on this day of days I was not sitting in a pub sipping a frosty beer watching Simon Mignolet save a penalty, nor was I perching on the edge of my sofa with a few pals nibbling on chip and dip witnessing Dazzer Welbeck doubling his previous seasons goal haul . On Saturday the 17th of August I was at west midlands safari park, with my face painted like a penguin. I also saw and fed other penguins. This left me frothing at the mouth for some EPL action, so Sunday lunch time I busted out the Sky Go to watch Tottenham Hotspur Vs newly promoted Crystal Palace in their opening game of the new season.

Similarly to my punditry colleague, I too will be articulating my opinions based on first impressions. Spurs have been busy little bees over the summer, with Daniel Levy raiding his Children’s college fund for just short of £60 million which was spent on central midfielders Capoue and Paulinho, winger Nacer Chadli and marque signing, la Liga stalwart Roberto Soldado. They also shipped out plenty of dead weight including David Bentley (He has 7 caps for England! That’s 7 more caps than both Lional Messi and Christiano Ronaldo combined, and their much better players). Promising young center-back Steven Caulker left for a dreary life in Cardiff, tough Texan Dempsey left for the Seattle Galaxy Heat 49ers red socks pepsi sounders and Tom Huddlestone and his hair moved to picturesque Hull for five mil.

Spurs, without most likely Madrid bound Gareth elf ears, gave debuts to new boys Paulinho, Chadli and Soldado in a 4-2-3-1 formation (a personal favourite of mine), Summer signing Capoue and Younes ‘mental eyes’ Kaboul, back from long term injury started on the bench.

Spurs started brightly, having most of the ball, speedsters Walker and Lennon looked like two peas in a pod down the right, they will no doubt be creating real carnage this season, especially with some of the utterly rubbish lumbering left backs we have playing in the league. Paulinho in midfield looked pretty tasty, industrious in his work ethic, much like early 19th century Britain. Soldado looked alright and even though he scored the winner from the penalty spot, it’s unlikely he will equal his 24 goal haul last season, he’s got good feet, can hold the ball up and has a good eye for goal, but whether he’s the fox in the box world class striker spurs needed is yet to be seen.

All in all, from what I have seen, I think spurs have the capabilities to nip into that final champion’s league place. Without Bale, they look a more balanced outfit. As a result of some useful acquisitions during the transfer window they now have a squad with abit of depth, additionally; they have a really sexy manager. As for the other main contenders for fourth place, Arsenal look dire, Wenger appears to have lost the plot and Liverpool aren’t quite there yet.

OW

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The new look Man City

It’s not very pragmatic to make snap judgments after only the first weekend of the Premier League, but pragmatism isn’t really my strong point. Manchester City’s comprehensive dissection of Newcastle United must surely leave the other English title contenders more than a little nervous even in these embryonic stages of the season. City seem to to be playing in a different division to most other teams and yes, the season is only one game old, but there is an air competence and focus not seen at city under Mancini. City are now more of a single unit than the collection of individuals that they were, possibly thanks to the exit of ‘bad apples’ such as Balotelli and Tevez, but probably more influential is the calm and personal approach of Chilean Manager Pellegrini.

The foundation of the team has plenty of Premier League experience and with Pellegrini’s methodical, tactical approach, to add to this they have demonstrated how threatening they can be to other teams. The new additions have dropped into place seamlessly, seemingly adapting to the English game instantly. Especially Fernandinho who did everything you would want, surprisingly, from traditional midfield play. Breaking up Newcastle’s forward play and driving city forward, he was always available to receive the ball. £30 million seemed like a lot to bring him from Shakhtar Donetsk but if this is the shape of things to come, he could be an important piece in the Sky blue puzzle.

In the first half at least, Newcastle were not as abject as the score line suggests. Some good interplay going forward and in particularly Ben Arfa posed a threat from the right and achieved a few efforts on goal. With the sending off of Steve Taylor it would be simple to say City had an easy ride for the majority of the match, but its the evolution of Man City which is most impressive. There is a very (surprise surprise) Spanish feel to their system now, moving the ball quickly but with patient building play, and coupled with the obvious ability in the team they could really be a formidable match for any club in Europe. A 4-0 victory, even against 10 men, surely signals their intention to the rest of the league.

RG

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The Long Road South

The frequency in news stories about Football clubs in financial turmoil, or facing liquidation, or some other monetary disaster, is becoming all the more regular. Another week, another club stares into the void. Coventry City are the latest of a long line teetering on the brink.
The clubs now former owners Sisu voluntarily placed the club into administration following a long running dispute over unpaid rent at Coventry’s home stadium, the Ricoh Arena. The appointed administrators have since ‘sold’ the club to Otium Entertainment Group (who controversially have connections with Sisu) and a company voluntary arrangement to begin to pay outstanding rent was rejected by the Ricoh’s owners. The Sky blues now faced potential liquidation and homelessness although thankfully were still part of the football league, albeit with a 10 point deduction to start the season with.
A ground share at Northampton Towns Sixfields stadium was agreed but being 30 plus miles away from Coventry has understandably left fans frustrated and angry.

A proud and historic club, Coventry City not playing in Coventry is unthinkable for many of their supporters. Protests and boycotts were inevitable but a hand full of fans have made the journey south east to see their beloved team at Sixfields. This has left a bitter taste in the mouth of some of the Sky blues more aggrieved supporters who feel fans should be united in their protests but anger at the situation is pretty much universal for all the Coventry faithful.
The brunt of the Vitriol seems to be split between Sisu, the football league, and the clubs current owners. In truth there are a host of organisations behind the scenes at Coventry all with their own agenda’s and honestly there is probably not one root cause to there current plight. Poor business decisions, poor performances on the pitch, and an economic downturn all most likely played their part.

For the future, Coventry must start to rebuild and more pressing, they must avoid liquidation. Plans are being developed to build a new stadium just outside of the city by the new owners. Taking the club back to its home, and its fans, is surely a welcome olive branch from Otium Entertainment Group, but the outstanding debt owed on the Ricoh, and minuscule attendances due to boycotts and location of home games, its unclear how this will be financed. Coventry fans now should be united more than ever. Get behind there club and knuckle down for the long hard road ahead. With time and the right investment Coventry could once again be one of the biggest clubs in the country. A massive, passionate fan base and decorated history are rare commodities. The term ‘sleeping giant’ is over used but in this case is fitting. Have the Sky blue fans got the patience and tolerance to get there?

RG

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Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 2 The Community/Charity Sheild

Holy Moly, If it isn’t episode 2 of the cleanpairofshorts podcast already. The gang discuss the Community Shield, plus the upcoming Premier League fixtures.

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https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/cleanpairofshorts-premier/id693820640

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Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 1 – Predictions

Hello. It’s another first team debut on cleanpairofshorts, this time for our very own podcast.

This week Lee, Ollie & Russ give us their predictions for the forthcoming Premier League season.

Have a listen here:

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/cleanpairofshorts-premier/id693820640

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Total Disrespect

Luis Suarez’s “total disrespect” of Liverpool has now left his position at the club completely untenable. Shunned off to train alone, it seems the Uruguayan may have already played his last game for the club. What’s confusing is, does he believe this attitude and disregard of contractual agreements really make him appealingly to another club?
Having previous at Groningen, where he threatened, and took legal action against the club to force a move to Ajax, the thought may be that he wouldn’t chance his hand again. He lost that legal case but the move went through following an improved bid from Ajax. Perhaps the belief in his camp is that history will repeat itself but lessons can be learned from history, and warning lights must surely be flashing for any prospective club. His open disregard for Liverpool football club, and especially there fans, also cannot be too appealing.

And then there is his on field misdemeanours. Banned for Biting PSV’s Otman Bakkal in 2010 and then again for the same offence on Chelsea’s Ivanovic this year. The ‘infamous’ goal line handball in the quarter final of the last World Cup, which denied Ghana the winner and subsequently saw them exit from the tournament, all do little to enhance his public image. Most damning of all is the spat with Manchester United’s Patrice Evra. Racist allegations shrugged off as mere colloquialisms do not sit well with most right minded folk.

So why is he employed at all? Well despite his penchant for the disorderly he does happen to be a fantastic footballer. Pace, quick feet, and unpredictability are sought after commodities. (REF: Gareth Bale). And he knows where the ol’ onion bag is. Uruguay’s all time top goal scorer, Dutch player of the year, Dutch Golden boot, & Copa America player of the tournament 2011, all do not look to shabby on the CV. He had terrorised, sometimes quite literally, Premier League defences since landing in England and, when on form, would not be out of place in any top club in Europe.

So the question is, will anyone be wiling to stump up the hefty sum Liverpool require, to land a world class player who would be just as happy, slapping you in the face as scoring a goal. Would you?
RG

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The fairer sex and the beautiful game

Writing this entry will require me to walk a precarious metaphorical tightrope, one slip of the index finger could see me slip into the depths of being perceived as a sexist pig, rotten tomatoes will be hurled at me from the automatic doors of Topshop and Katherine Kitson. This could occur as the subject is all to do with women’s football, in particular, commenting on the recent BBC survey (March 2013) conducted to gauge women’s’ views on the financial remunerations they receive from running round getting a sweat on.

The main findings of said survey reveal that:

• 79% of sports women feel they are underpaid in comparison to men
• 84% feel media coverage is inadequate

I think some light needs to be shed on why the fairer sex get paid less and why there is little media coverage bar international tournaments and the FA cup final, demand and supply basically sums it up. Football fans want to see Gareth Bale skipping down the wing, RVP catching the ball perfectly with left foot volleys and Christian Benteke tormenting defences, single handily keeping a midlands club in the Premier league. To put some hard numbers behind this demand, the average stadium attendance of the Barclays premier league last season was just short of 36,000, in comparison the average attendance of the FA Women’s Super League was around the 500 mark. Because of the demand by punters, broadcast giants like Sky, ESPN, and new boys on the block BT sport supply it to the masses; this representation on TV screens across the globe generates huge sums of money, further enhanced by consequent advertising endorsements and shirt sales which drive up the value of players and the financial remuneration they receive.

An example of female football media representation comes from my recent reading of the newspaper juggernaut that is the ‘Metro’, Germany ladies triumph over Norway in the European championship final made the back pages! A textbox 5cms by 7cms, the story being summed up in just five sentences. Lewis Hamilton’s victory at the Hungarian Grandprix took up three pages! Including a quote from ex-girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger (she was pleased for him, ‘it’s been difficult for both of us since the split’).

So there we have it, this is why female footballers receive little financial reward in comparison to their male counterparts. The bottom line is, people watch sport for enjoyment and entertainment, if women’s football (and women’s sport in general) had increased attributes in these areas, it would be shown on TV screens on a Saturday afternoon quicker than you can say ‘Sexist Pig’.

OW

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