Ronaldo greater than Zlatan

As disappointing as it is to not have the enigma that is Zlatan Ibrahimovic at the World Cup in Brazil next year, it’s difficult to argue a case against Portugal thoroughly deserving their place in the finals. Over the two legs of the qualifier they clearly were the better team, and a well organised and energetic Sweden didn’t offer enough cutting edge over both games to really threaten the Portuguese chances. A brief spell of 15 minutes where Zlatan scored twice, including an unstoppable free kick, gave the Swedes a taste of hope and they grabbed the momentum they’d earned with both hands. This left them exposed and Ronaldo, refused to be out done by his fellow Ballon d’Or nominee, struck two successive counter attacking goals to settle the tie and stamp his authority on a match billed as a battle of two of the worlds best players.

Ronaldo truly is devastating on the counter attack. His rapid pace and excellent touch left the Swedes helpless when Portugal broke from there own half. And when Cristiano is through on goal there is usually only one outcome. In the first leg there was a determination and fight in Ronaldo, which he used to steal his goal with a brave diving header. In the second leg, when Sweden needed to take the game to Portugal, his pace and clinical finishing, along with a cool calmness undone the normally well drilled Swedes.
Ibrahimovic lacked a desire over the course of the two games. His usual nonchalance and coolness appeared more like a lack of interest. Sweden offered little of quality in the Portuguese final third and only when Zlatan decided he was ready to play, scoring two goals in four minutes , did the Scandinavians look like achieving their aim. But this didn’t last long with Ronaldo’s brace soon after dashing any remaining Swedish aspirations.

In a game sold as Ronaldo versus Ibrahimovic, it’s fitting that those two players scored all six goals of the tie. The difference is Ronaldo scored 4.

RG

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Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 15 – I Birthed Loic Remy

We’re back! In episode 15 the gang once again cast there expert & educated (and in know way ill-informed and off the cuff) eyes all over the Premier Leagues writhing naked body. There is lots of Man Utd chat and we get carried away (and a little bit silly) talking about England. Please enjoy at your leisure.

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The Cleanpairofshorts Ballon d’Or picks – Russ Griffiths

With the winner of the Ballon d’Or due to be announced early 2014, the cleanpairofshorts gang thought they’d share their personal favourites. Next up is Russ…

Manuel Neuer

It’s been fifty years since a goal keeper has won the accolade of the best player in the world. The Russian, Lev Yashin could be argued is the greatest keeper in history, so for another stopper to pick up the lauded Ballon d’Or would take a truly special player having the year of his life. With that said, Manuel Neuer has come pretty darn close. A trophy hat trick for Bayern Munich this year meant Neuer has collected German league and cup winners medals as well as the Champions League trophy. Keeping five clean sheets in the last seven games of the knockout phase of the Champions League deserves an award in itself. Especially when you consider that run included Barcalona, Juventus & Arsenal. True, his fellow team mates Muller, Lahm, Schweinsteigger, Robben and Ribery have all also made the FIFA 23 man shortlist, and rightly so, but Neuer stands out because of his unwavering consistency. Since Joining Bayern in 2011 his performances have been predominantly unquestionable and his quality in the Champions League final against an, at times, marauding Dortmund was a major factor in the Munich Victory. And this is why he makes my top three. Throughout the history of the Ballon d’Or the defensive positions of the team have been ignored by the voting judges, in favour of the fashionable and glamorous attacking players. An injustice to a crucial position on the football field. A goal keeper may not score the goals to win you matches, but they can still win you games.

Frank Ribery

The Bayern Munich theme continues with the next on the three man short list, the French Maestro Frank Ribery. It could be a difficult choice to separate Ribery from his other team mates who made the FIFA 23, particularly Robben and Schweinsteigger. All forward players with big contributions to Bayern’s historic treble. Ribery pips his attacking colleagues mainly for his consistency not only with Bayern, but France as well. He adds grit and bite to flashes of brilliance and his role in the Munich team is as much about creation as scoring goals. As his 10 assists in the league last seasons proves. The 2012/13 Bundesliga player of the year, who is so critical to Bayern despite the wealth of talent they possess in midfield, is also crucial to his national side, and looks likely to lead them to the World Cup next year. A Ballon d’Or would not look out of place on his shelf next to the three trophies he acquired this year.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

“He is possibly the most over-rated player in the world” said Martin O’Neill in 2006. Moves to Inter, Barca, Milan and PSG, plus 153 league goals later, and Zlatan Ibrahimovic has yet again a strong claim for this years Ballon d’Or. Audacious with the arrogance to back it up, Zlatan doesn’t just score goals, he creates moments of wonder and marvel. Bookmarks in the history of football. Not as prolific as some forwards or as trophy laden as others, but Ibra demands to be noticed when he scores. Whether it’s an overhead backheel, a 25 yard bicycle kick, or an absolute unstoppable bullet. The Swedish icon has the world’s attention. And this year more so than ever. A key figure in PSG’s Ligue 1 win last season and still integral to their future despite the recent additions of Cavani and Lucas Moura et al. At 32 he still practically drags Sweden to tournaments single-handedly. Though this year fellow Ballon d’Or nominee, Cristiano Ronaldo may have something to say about that. Zlatan gets the nod purely for the brilliance of the goals he scores. For the unbridled joy and entertainment he brings. For being Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

RG

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The Cleanpairofshorts Ballon d’Or picks – Lee Partridge

With the winner of the Ballon d’Or due to be announced early 2014, the cleanpairofshorts gang thought they’d share there personal favourites. First up is Lee…

In No particular order, here goes…

Cristiano Ronaldo

I Still hold a special portion of my heart for CR7 since his days at Old Trafford, arguably one of our finest ever players, he of course won the Ballon d’Or during his spell with Manchester United(2008), It is of some interest though as to why he hasn’t been able to reclaim it during his La Liga days at Real Madrid, Naturally the main reason is the mercurial brilliance of Lionel Messi, but he’s won it 4 times now and though again he may warrant it player for player, goal for goal, skill for skill its very close between the two of them, whilst the argument will rage on as to who is the best player, They are both beautifully brilliant footballer in different ways I just think that Ronaldo has a better all round game… (did I hear a pin drop?) my opinion of course! But I think he’s due another Ballon d’Or and maybe this could be his year again!! Failing that he could always swap Madrid for Manchester (Red or course… Manchester is RED) I for one would be happy with that!

Arjen Robben

This may raise a few eyebrows, but my 2nd choice is Arjen Robben, Always been a big fan of Robben and wished he could have played for United at some point, I just think he is so gifted a player, great pace, always chips in with goals but he has an unpredictability about him that makes him a pleasure watch!

Of course he scored the winning goal for Bayern Munich in the Champions League final at Wembley in May 2013, but while it wasn’t a spectacular goal it was his determination and reading of the situation that placed him in the position to score, I think Bayern were robbed of the title the year before, when Chelsea bored their way to the title, Robben was again on the opposite flank to ribery so dangerous down the wings, a lot of talk for Ribery to take the crown this year but I think Robben does just as good a job for his team and sometimes doesn’t get the same recognition.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

My 3rd choice is Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Never won the Ballon d’Or but surely this year (though a bit of an outsider) he has to be in with a shot! He recently topped the Poll (40%) for the Ballon d’Or 101 GG (Great Goals) His goals are absolutely incredible, but there is more to him than his goals, helping PSG win the Ligue 1 for the 1st time in 19 years his ability and goals helping to turn PSG into league winners as opposed to also-rans!

It’s a travesty that next year’s world cup is going to be robbed of 1 of my 2 nominees (Ronaldo – Portugal & Zlatan-Sweden as they play each other in the world cup play-offs)

Players like Zlatan don’t always get the recognition they merit, he’s travelled around Europe a bit, plying his trade in Holland, Italy, Spain and now France but surely he never been in such a purple patch of form as he is now and potentially never at 32 years old will he have a better chance to take the crown!! Though if you listen to what he says about it a humble victory for club or country is more of a Ballon d’Or in his eyes! Bet he wouldn’t mind the Golden Ball sat on his mantel piece come January though eh!!

LP

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Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 14 – Come at me Lee Cattermole

This week, Sean makes a long awaited return and the gang don’t do any research on FA policies. We look back at the weeks Premier League action, and dissect Arsenals midfield, Crystal Palaces fate and make up some more football ‘facts’. It all really is rather fun don’t you know.

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Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 13 – Pantimilon

This week, the gang get all snugly and cosy with the Premier League and nuzzle into the bosom of the beautiful game. We have a bit of a Southampton love in, get critical with Joe Hart, & argue over who’s the hardest manager in the league. Oh, and the predictions section descends into childish giggles and chaos. Professional!

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cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 12 – Cliché-cast

Just how many football cliches can you fit into one podcast? Well, loads apparently. This week Lee, Ollie and Russ discuss all things Premier League, pick out our highlights and make up some stats. We also use a lot of big words this week that we don’t fully understand.

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Cleanpairofshorts podcast – Episode 11 – Pele Sitting Over There

In the absence of the Premier League, this week, Lee Ollie & Russ discuss England but some how get distracted and end up arguing over who is the greatest player of all time. As usual we have predictions for EPL game week 8, players and villains of the week, and we wonder who will win the world cup. Silly boys.

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Roy’s Boys

England’s impressive win over Montenegro on Friday has the pendulum of opinion for the national team swinging firmly over positivity, but any thing other than a win against Poland and it will be doom and gloom for Roy’s boys all over again. Even though that doesn’t mean the end of World Cup 2014 for England. Hodgson’s tenure at the helm of the English national squad has a familiar feel to that of Capello and McLaren before him. Under achieving and always simmering below par. Stuttering, with occasional glimpses of competence. In recent years England have been flat, slow and a little uninspiring, but in Hodgson’s defence he only has one competitive loss to his name, and that was a penalty shoot out against Italy in the 2012 Euro’s, and two losses total in 21 games in charge. Not a terrible record but when a third of those results were draws, it’s hardly a barn storming, all guns blazing campaign either.

Friday night at Wembley was certainly one of the highlights of Roy’s reign. More so for the professional manner in which England went about their business rather than any flamboyance or individual brilliance. The team that faced Montenegro was set up to win the game and was a far less ‘safe’ system than we may have come to expect from Hodgson. Available personnel may also have been kind to the England manager in allowing him to play an ideal three forwards behind the central striker. This fluid and mobile four in Rooney, Welbeck, & Townsend just behind Sturridge began to link and intertwine effectively the more the game progressed. Townsend offered pace and width down the right flank and Rooney and Sturridges short one touch passes began to cause the resolute and very well organised Montenegro plenty of problems around the area. The solid midfield base of Lampard & Gerrard offered experience and ball retention in abundance and with this system, and if the majority of these players can stay available for their county, England may start to look like a footballing side again. An effective system, that’s already familiar to the most of the players because of their club sides, and ‘square pegs in square holes’ are big steps forward for Hodgson’s England. There is remaining a lack of tempo that is concerning. The English league is synonymous with pace and power but this always feels lacking in the national side. When England won the ball in their own half it felt pedestrian in the moments directly after. More relief in winning possession back rather than an exploitative attacking opportunity. The inability to allow the pace and direct running of Welbeck, Townsend and Sturridge to be effective let the opposition regroup defensively and also, frustratingly, killed any tempo England may have built. Defensively England were rarely stretched, perhaps in part to the absence of Vucinic, but Montenegro’s attacking phases were dealt with effectively but with only four attempts on target, Hart may still have question marks against him.

Poland will offer England a much tougher test on Tuesday night, even on home soil. It remains to seen whether Cahill and Jagielka have the ability, and the understanding together, to deal with attackers with the quality as Lewandowski and Blaszczykowski. But if Roy’s Boys can continue to make strides forward, and implement this new system with pace and focus, then there are definitely reasons to be positive.

RG

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Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 10 – The Biggest Of All The Games

Goodness gracious me, is it ten episodes already? This week, Ollie, Russ & Sean have another jolly old chin wag about the weekends action in the English Premier League. There’s some England chat and we pick our highlights from game week 7. We talk over each other a bit, laugh at Lee, and give the Football League show a right shoeing. What more could you want?

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