Football Technology & The End Of The World As We Know It

2013 saw the inevitable introduction of goal line technology being used in the Barclay’s Premier League. Previously, from green field to babbling brook every man, his dog and the kitchen sink were screaming from the top of their lungs, ‘GIVE US GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY! WE DEMAND CLARITY AND CONSISTANCY, AND WE WANT IT NOW!’ Or something like that. The high lords at FIFA inexplicably heard the pleas and GLT, or GDT, or GDS began to be rolled out for stress test, and rolled it did all the way to the English topflight. Now that it’s finally here, should they have listened to the man, the dog and the sink in the first place?

My first gripe with the digital age of football begins with money. The Premier League is filthy rich and implementing an electronic system to determine whether a football has crossed the goal line is, for the most, a simple thing. A few thrown quid at Hawk-eye and bingo-bango, a system that talks to the referee, and talks to Sky Sports, and everybody is happy. But will the FA, without the financial might of the Premier League looming over it like a loan shark on collection day, be willing or able to roll out an identical system to the rest of the football league, or the conference south, or the Association County League, or any league in the 24 tiers of English football. Well, no it won’t. Certainly not in the foreseeable future and this is where an imbalance begins. The sheer volume of wealth pooling its self in the top fight is already creating a divide between the Premier League mainstays, and the rest of the football league. A typical upstairs downstairs affair. Adding technology into the mix can only increase this divide between the have and the have-nots.
Football is the biggest game in the world and its integral asset is its universal appeal. People from all walks of life, regardless of social background or environment, fanatically hand over their spare time to it. What makes it so universal is everyone plays the same game. From The Kings Arms versus The Fox & Goose in the Sandwell and District league, to Bayern Munich versus Brussia Dortmund in the Champions League Final, it’s exactly the same game. Two teams of eleven, a ref, and a couple of lino’s (or if not actual assistant referee’s then maybe the right backs dad, or Dave’s uncle, or a sub who’s blatantly not going to get a game) all singing from the same rulebook. The introduction of electronically assisted decision making just pushes these two fixtures further apart. They are now not the same. Like wearing someone else’s pants, it just feels different. Wrong. But it won’t end there, mark my words. When Hawk-eye has fully nested itself in, video replays and off-field 5th officials reviewing incidents in tiny rooms hovering above the pitch will not be far behind. And this will only widen the chasm in football further.

Finance and logistics aside, the other elephant in the room happens to be the champion of technology naysayers: debate. If every decision in the game is completely accurate to micro precision, then what happens to all the fun?
Football, as it has been said, is game of opinions. Everyone has one and pretty much everyone goes out of their way to express it. Talking about the beautiful game is just as much a part of football as the matches themselves. RE: BT Sports 73 hour build up to the FA Cup final. Without the inconsistencies and controversies that humans bring, the fans on terraces and in pubs would be silent. Bloggers would free up mountains of bandwidth, and television punditry would be a lost art. What else could Jamie Redknapp do? The discussions, debates and arguments are the life blood of football fandom and hours of chin wagging following the big game is what most of us live for. It’s as much a part of the match day experience as picking apart the team selection, a balti pie, or extortionate match day parking, or even the football itself. The errors of judgement from officials only reinforce our emotional attachment to the game bringing joy and hilarity at the misfortune of others, and unearthing anger, frustration, and woe deep from within then allowing it all to erupt in cathartic vitriol. Just imagine how all those suppressed emotions in repressed middle aged men may manifest themselves. I dread to think.
Remove the debate and remove the thing that makes football so intriguing and interesting. Remove the human, remove the fun.

With all that’s been said I’m not here to advocate incorrect decisions. Lampard, Hurst, Garcia and countless more have all suffered, or benefitted, at the hands of an uncertain referee’s call and in reality, most of us would like to see the correct outcome. Ironically, a fitting alternative is already being used in the shape of the much maligned ‘behind the goal officials’. Additional assistant referees, one for each edge of the pitch, is a cheap, simple, and logical solution. One that can easily be rolled out to all levels of football keeping the game universal once more (while still keeping the human error facture intact for the lol’s).
For better or worse technology is here, but where will it end? GLT is just the beginning, and with FIFA wanting to protect their big money product, more measures will be brought in to highlight the ‘fairness’ of their flagship competitions. All the time making the elite more elite, and leaving the chaff to fend for themselves.

RG

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Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 19 – The Wes Brown Effect

We’re back with all your favourites including The Partridge Report, Ollie’s Transfer Round up, and the world famous cleanpairofshorts predictions. Newcastle, Sunderland, Man United and even England get discussed plus Pokemon. Catch them all here:

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The Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 18 – The 2013 Special(ish)

Its the new year and we’re back. With a sort of, little bit of a look back at 2013 and Christmas past which has definitely been thoroughly researched and we definitely weren’t just winging it. We’ve got the Partridge report, Ollie’s transfer round up, highlights of 2013, the usual predictions and all things Premier League. LISTEN!!!!

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The continuing woes of Aston Villa FC

Supporting Aston Villa is like the back pages of the tabloid press after an England defeat. Filled with disappointment, bitterness and resentment. Unrealistic expectations shipwrecked on the rocks of frustration, but when emotion is removed, it’s not surprising that Villa find themselves in the predicament they’re in.

A bright start to the season, following last seasons ‘difficult’ campaign, brought with it another false dawn but reality soon slapped everyone involved with the club squarely in the chops when results began to nose dive. Dropped points, missed opportunities and down right incompetence establishing itself firmly and squarely. Only three wins since September in all competitions speaks for itself but more frustrating than results, performances have been frankly abysmal. Particularly at home. And this is the main bone of contention Villa fans are now have with manager Paul Lambert. At Villa Park there seems to be a lack of… anything really. No technical ability, no creativity, and no clear system outside of hoof ball. A light weight midfield allowing pretty much every other team in the league (and one or two below) to completely control games and dictate play. Who is to blame for all this is where it all becomes slightly more cloudy. It wouldn’t be an overstatement to say half of the players in the first team squad are just not at a Premier League standard technically or mentally. But this isn’t their fault. Who would pass up an offer of a pay rise and the chance to play in the Premier League for an established and historic club. I know I wouldn’t, and I’m damn sure you wouldn’t too. So the players can’t really be blamed for there own abilities, or lack of, or the fact 50% of the squad are out of there depth. This is the offspring of circumstance and the belt tightening that followed. This is thanks to the five year plan, that only lasted just over 3, with the sudden departure of ‘he who cannot be named’ (Martin O’Neill). Ironically walking out on the club because of the unavailability of funds from the James Milner sale, O’Neill spent bucket loads of cash on ageing has-beens on extortionate wages for relatively little success. Its unsurprising that chairman Randy Learner wanted to balance the books, and now life on a shoestring at Villa Park is bringing little enjoyment to fans. Its unfortunate that if you can only afford to pay wages of championship quality players, sooner or later you’re going to end up in the championship.

So where does this leave Paul Lambert? When any club finds themselves in a bad run of form, or teetering on the brink of relegation, or just plain and simple not living up to expectations, then the finger of accusation inevitably ends up pointing at the ‘gaffer’. To an extent, Lambert’s hands are tied. There is only so much you can achieve on a modest budget and with strict wage caps in place attracting decent talent can be difficult. It must be mentioned that despite the financial restrictions he has unearthed some decent players. Benteke, Westwood, Vlaar, & Bacuna have all had moments of quality. Unfortunately though, for every Benteke, there’s a Scylla, so Lambert’s ‘throw enough shit’ policy is suffering from having to deal with everything that doesn’t stick. Also, he must have been aware of the circumstances at the club when he took the job, so budget excuses only go so far. Lambert has proven qualities as a manger doing great things at Colchester and Norwich but it seems the situation at Villa has just got the better of him. The tight purse strings, the expectation and a few unlucky long term injuries have made his Villa project unachievable. Paul Lambert is a decent manager in the wrong place at the wrong time.

So what now? The poor run over December has seen the Villa faithful begin to turn on there manager. And some are braying for blood. Villa need a manger who can get the best out of average players. Someone who can build a solid unit and build a competent squad on a humble budget. Unfortunately so does pretty much every other club in the country so these elusive managers are few and far between. To get rid of Lambert now would leave the club with very little suitable options available. To keep him could encourage the slide to continue. It feels like it may be a while before the grass is green again at Villa Park.

RG

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Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 17 – Itchy Fingers

Praise the dark lord Santa we’re back, and its the Cleanpairofshorts Christmas special. And by Christmas, we mean not related to Christmas at all. This week we discuss the dismissals of Clarke and AVB, Man Cities tonking of Arsenal and the tension lifting Man Utd victory. Plus all the usual guff. Enjoy.

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No podcast this week again (again)

Hello. We’ve gone all continental and decided to have a winter break so alas, no Podcast this week again. Don’t worry, we’ll be back soon and more silly than ever.

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No Podcast this week (again)

So, no pod this week again due to real life stuff getting in the way of our glorious football. We will be back next week, fit and raring to go. Sorry & bye!

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Cleanpairofshorts Podcast – Episode 16 – Ouroboros

Hey! We’re back. With a slight change to the usual format, we’ll now be picking the biggest talking points from the weekends Premier League action. This week the gang discuss Wayne Rooney, Wes Brown, Tony Pullis and Tottenham Hotspur. Don’t worry, the usual fav’s are still here, and we’ll be picking out highlights of the week and still getting our world famous predictions horribly wrong.

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Unsettled Spurs victim of talent

There have been questions over Tottenham Hotspur over the last few weeks. With a healthy league position and an abundance of talent new and old, it all looked promising in the fledgling Premier League with some even pegging Spurs as potential championship contenders. More recently, hindsight has unveiled some worrying statistics, and results against their potential Champions League peers have been less than encouraging.

Tottenham haven’t been short of a penny or two over the last few years and with the sale of Gareth Bale to Real Madrid for an ungodly sum, Spurs had money to burn over the summer. And they weren’t shy in coming forward. Marquee signings were bussed in with some of Europe’s most promising joining the ranks at White Heart Lane to be part of the AVB ‘project’. Players of undoubted quality like Soldado & Paulinho were brought on board along with hot prospects like Lamela and Eriksen. With seven new faces joining Tottenham a period of adjustment would be expected but after nearly a third of the Premier League season already gone, Spurs are no closer to looking like a serious contender. But why?
9 league goals (and only 6 from open play) in the first 12 games of the season is cause for concern. Especially when on average Spurs are conceding 1 goal a game. If not for a succession of one nil wins early on, and a few fortunate penalties, Spurs predicament could look a lot more hairy. Tottenham have seen a fair amount of the ball though. The third highest average possession stats in the league this season is not as surprising given the standard of player they have at there disposal. The problem seems to be they don’t know what to do when they have the ball. Individual quality will only go so far so why has a system to make all the possession fruitful failed to be implemented. A young manager known for his tactical grasp suggests some of the blame should lay at the feet of the players, but the fact Spurs have started the 12 games this season with 9 different line ups may go some way to explain the lack of a ‘team’. It’s true that time is needed to gel a a finely tuned unit but when the components of a team is constantly in flux then that time is surely increased. It stands to reason that individuals will be unsure how the team around him will function when that team is constantly changing.
Maybe it’s difficult to manage a team full of stars with the egos and tantrums that that may imply. Or contractual agreements for first team appearances. Or maybe AVB is indecisive on his best 11. But time is not on his side.

With the bruises still fresh from the beating dished out by Manchester City, and undesirable results from ‘big games’ against Arsenal, Everton & Chelsea, Tottenham need to find form in front of goal quickly if they are to make a serious assault on the champions league places. Consistency is needed for the talent that they have to shine. But that may leave one or two egos bruised.

RG

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No podcast this week

Hey. Thanks to the lack of Premier league this week we’re having a well earned rest, so no pod this week. Service will be resumed next week.

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